SPAM is Fun

I have shared in a past post that I find SPAM humorous.  The other day, I was going through my SPAM folder and decided I need to share my love of SPAM.  I mean, these are gems, people.....how can you not laugh at them?!

Here are my favorites out of the 87 messages I had in this folder.  (My comments/reactions will be in italics.)

• Grow, grow and GROW! (what could they be selling - fertilizer?)
  
• Give her the most AMAZING high ever! (are they selling pot or penis enlargement tablets?)
  
• NOW I'm so tight in the crotch area (but I don't want to be tight in the crotch area; I'm a girl)
• So massive I hurt her (why would someone want that??)
  
• Organic Organ Growth that truly works wonders (well, if it's organic...)
  
• Off the lights and take out your light saber (appealing to the star wars geeks, guess they need to find a girl now)
  
• Make love to her every second (usually they say you should seek medical attention if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours)
  
• My tool is so thick it barely fits (from one extreme to the other - and you still can't get laid)
  
• She spread her legs willingly (true - a big cock would make that occur....not...or maybe they are selling mind control.)
  
• She'll suck it like a Popsicle (again, what are they selling? Because Popsicle are not really that large.)
  
• Girls like it bigger (going after the guy's ego again)
  
• Larger than a python (if your cock looks like a python, I think I'll pass.)
  
• Ride her like a mofo (huh?)
  
• Its raining pleasure for her now (nice)
  
• Age doesn't have to make you flaccid (appealing to the older crowd now)
  
• This will bring fire to her crotch (most women prefer their men to be disease free)
  
• Don't let size stop you from pleasuring her (selling techniques now?)
  
• Taste her up and down (until she says stop? Oh, wait that was lick...sorry, bad reference to an 80s song)
  
• After this the rubbers won't fit (considering I've seen someone demonstrate you can put two hands in a condom, this may not be a good thing.)
  

So there you go, a demonstration, if you will, that you should always skim through the SPAM folder before you delete. At the very least, it may provide you with a much needed laugh.   And, just think, someone gets paid to do this.....hmmm, maybe a career opportunity?