Smart-Ass Wednesday

I need to laugh today.  So, I thought I would share with you all of my smart ass phrases and such I find....

I have a few people I'd like to ask this to.  Then encourage them to find the yellow brick road.

This one too.  Periodically I must refrain from giving some a standing ovation.

Reminds me a of a tweet a friend of mine retweeted: "Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with 2 hearts and a diamond. Then you end up wanting a club and a spade."

Too bad.  Anyone have bail?